Monday, December 1, 2008

Reality TV

So did everyone have a good Thanksgiving? Nice, right? Layin around, eating, plenty of smoke, days in front of the fridge picking through leftovers, and of course TV. LOADS of TV. I turned in to a complete junkie and spent the day watching everything from a Blue Planet marathon to as much Reality TV as I could find. Particularly the highly anticipated throw-down between The Housewives of Atlanta. Which apparently everyone is watching.

It's funny, Lisa used to be my favorite "character" based simply on the fact that she seemed to be the only one that actually did anything. AND she's the only one you ever got to see taking care of her kids, like an actual Mom. But after watching the way she (desperately) freaked out on "cancer survivor" (was was all that?) Kim, it was clear to me she was just covering her tracks after being outed on national television as the one with the big mouth. The ole "duck and divert," as they say. So obvious.

Surprisingly,
DeShawn (who I had always suspected was mildy retarded) turned out to be the only normal one of the bunch. Or at least the only one that keeps her mouth shut and seems to have a good understanding of who she is. Of course that could be because she's married to an NFL player as opposed to NBA like the other wives, which is apparently higher on the food chain. And of course, God. She's got God on her side.

Nene, the shows breakout star (and personal favorite of Anderson Cooper) clearly had not gotten over all that went down between her and those other two bitches. Kim, who is just so over the top, actually fought back, where that tacky-poser Sheree was up to her usual "holier than thou" routine. Such a piece of work, that one.

Regardless of whether you watch this show or Paris's BFF or the one hosted by Sharon Osbourne with all those trashy whores or even Celebrity Rehab, one things for certain, Reality TV is not only addicting but here to stay. And as entertaining as I find these train-wreck women from the South, personally, Top Chef is my favorite.

So what's your guilty pleasure?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Hills, Kimora Lee, John and Kate Plus 8 !!

Anonymous said...

Still a survivor junkie, Beauty and the Geek, Project Oneway, Groomer has it, Next Food Network Star, Next Design Star- do these count as reality shows?

Anonymous said...

Sorry...its all about the Amazing Race

Anonymous said...

hhaha longest post ever, you mess!

Anonymous said...

paris hilton bff, top chef and the girls next door

Anonymous said...

Nah..its all about chelsea lately

Anonymous said...

My god JD
First an actual post on Suri Cruise, then MANY paragraphs on reality TV.

Hurry on Fashion Week, JD is losing his marbles.

Anonymous said...

I would have to say ace of cakes
its the best show ever and of course almost all of bravo's shows except project runway it was good in the beginning but now its gettting about the attention and trying to be the most hipster looking not about the art

Anonymous said...

I love when you rattle on JD
It's why I like you:)